This is not a real job. Unfortunately, the workload is.
We’re looking for a marketer who is willing to do the work of 3 people (instead of 5)
You know the type.
One minute you’re doing strategy.
Then paid ads.
Then SEO.
Then analytics.
Then influencer research.
Then community.
Then content.
Then someone sends:
“Can you also check what people are saying about us on X?”
Sure. Why not.
You clearly have nothing else to do.
The ideal candidate:
You currently have:
• 47 browser tabs open
• 3 Google Sheets called “FINAL_v7”
• 14 Slack notifications
• 0 idea what you were supposed to be doing
• A to-do list that somehow reproduces overnight
And you’ve recently realized:
“Maybe I shouldn’t personally be doing all of this.”
Your new responsibilities:
Find relevant conversations on X
Without spending your morning searching for people who need your product.
Get your brand into those conversations
Without personally writing 38 replies a day.
Let real people post the replies
Because apparently your brand account can’t be everywhere at once.
Find influencers
Without opening every profile, checking their engagement, and building a spreadsheet nobody will ever look at again.
Rank influencers from a list
Instead of manually deciding whether Creator #73 is “actually relevant.”
Track mentions, competitors and opportunities
Without becoming a full-time internet detective.
Approve things.
That’s it. You’re allowed to approve things now.
Requirements:
❌ Must not enjoy repetitive work
❌ Must not have a passion for spreadsheets
❌ Must not say “I actually like doing research manually”
❌ Must not consider opening 200 influencer profiles “fun”
✅ 5+ years of marketing experience
✅ Mild resentment toward your to-do list
✅ Strong ability to recognize work that should be automated
✅ Willingness to let ProductClank do the boring stuff
What we offer:
💻 Software that does the work you were about to procrastinate
🧠 Fewer unnecessary decisions
🗂️ Fewer spreadsheets
🔎 Less scrolling
💬 More relevant conversations
👥 Less influencer stalking
⏰ Potentially enough free time to remember what your actual job title is
Compensation:
You keep your salary.
We just try to give you back some of your life.
THIS IS NOT A REAL JOB POSTING.
It’s a ProductClank ad disguised as one.
Because if you’re a marketer doing the work of 5 people,
maybe you don’t need another person.
Maybe you just need ProductClank.
Still not a job. Please do not send us your CV.
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